Some tears

http://soapy.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10804426

Alliance mate and chief of our training corp popped this guy and his pod and had a great conversation with him.  Thought I would share it here, left it all unedited so you can enjoy my mate Wig's poor spelling.  Hope all the rage was worth that water he lost, but I guess in the end someone is going thirsty.




[08:34:20] Dcoysucker > dum shit
[08:34:35] saiu1wig > well would it be better for me to blow up your pod then?
[08:34:43] Dcoysucker > np with me
[08:34:49] saiu1wig > or would you like to not go through the hassle of clones?
[08:35:00] Dcoysucker > I'm a alt and you just joined my hit list
[08:35:07] saiu1wig > ooo goodie
[08:35:13] saiu1wig > i like it when people hunt me
[08:35:22] saiu1wig > sec can be so dull
[08:35:30] Dcoysucker > all talk no action
[08:36:01] Dcoysucker > I'm still here dum shit
[08:36:09] saiu1wig > congrats
[08:36:25] saiu1wig > but being all talk and no action implies i got nothing
[08:36:28] Dcoysucker > can't say the same for you I know your run
[08:36:31] saiu1wig > you sir have been popped
[08:37:33] Dcoysucker > and ware now hunted
[08:37:44] saiu1wig > enrish?
[08:38:06] Dcoysucker > you can't kill a alt dum shit
[08:38:43] saiu1wig > but i just did?
[08:38:47] saiu1wig > http://soapy.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10804420
[08:38:48] saiu1wig > see?
[08:38:55] Dcoysucker > I'm here
[08:39:04] Dcoysucker > with all my skills still
[08:39:09] saiu1wig > congrats, you learned how to use the clone service
[08:39:21] saiu1wig > I'm proud of you
[08:39:38] Dcoysucker > you must be all of 10 years old
[08:39:44] saiu1wig > 5 actually
[08:39:50] saiu1wig > you got beat by a five year old
[08:39:52] Dcoysucker > shouldn't you be at school
[08:40:02] saiu1wig > nope its 8 pm here
[08:40:10] saiu1wig > I'M PASSED BED TIME ON MT DEW!!!!
[08:40:47] Dcoysucker > thanks for telling me your time z
[08:40:55] saiu1wig > YOUR WELCOME
[08:41:12] Dcoysucker > your dead in your baby ship
[08:41:12] saiu1wig > hope it makes finding me easier
[08:41:19] Dcoysucker > it will
[08:41:33] saiu1wig > but unfortunately I'm moving soon, so i wont be on next week for about a month
[08:41:40] saiu1wig > until i find a new place
[08:41:44] saiu1wig > so please
[08:41:46] Justin Cody > ./o\ oh noes!
[08:41:48] saiu1wig > hold your anger till then
[08:41:50] Justin Cody > wait...
[08:41:50] Dcoysucker > run little boy
[08:41:52] Justin Cody > I don't care
[08:42:34] Dcoysucker > he's so hard he took a alt out but got fuck all
[08:43:21] saiu1wig > you think its about the loot?
[08:43:34] saiu1wig > HOW DARE YOU
[08:43:52] saiu1wig > I DONT DO THIS FOR MONEY YOU INSOLENT DOG
[08:43:58] saiu1wig > RESPECT YOUR MINMATAR ELDERS!
[08:44:51] Dcoysucker > nice caps
[08:45:05] Dcoysucker > did I say the right thing :))
[08:45:20] Dcoysucker > your just a light weight
[08:45:24] saiu1wig > i tried to convey anger? I am told CAPS is the appropriate way to yell on these interweb transmissions...was i misinformed?
[08:45:45] Dcoysucker > couldn't take a real player on but only alts
[08:45:56] saiu1wig > oh dear
[08:45:58] saiu1wig > so sorry
[08:46:04] saiu1wig > i should have asked if you were an alty
[08:46:07] saiu1wig > alt*
[08:46:11] Dcoysucker > shows your standard
[08:46:13] saiu1wig > before i murdered you, apologies
[08:47:01] Dcoysucker > but I'm still alive or didn't your learn anything
[08:47:12] Dcoysucker > you are thick
[08:47:26] saiu1wig > quite fortunate too, i would have felt bad if i killed you all dead!
[08:47:50] saiu1wig > but srly...u mad bro?
[08:47:58] saiu1wig > cuz its ok if you are?
[08:48:04] Dcoysucker > I'm not your bro
[08:48:08] saiu1wig > i wont judge you
[08:48:14] saiu1wig > bra?
[08:48:15] Dcoysucker > I have you
[08:48:17] saiu1wig > bromie?
[08:48:19] saiu1wig > browseph?
[08:48:22] saiu1wig > browski?
[08:48:36] saiu1wig > you do?
[08:48:52] Dcoysucker > time to run light weight some real players just jumped in
[08:49:05] saiu1wig > well i still have a min on gcc
[08:49:13] saiu1wig > glad you called in multiple oponents
[08:49:35] saiu1wig > wait...a prowler?
[08:49:39] saiu1wig > i'm so confused
[08:49:53] saiu1wig > my poor wee little brain
[08:49:57] saiu1wig > you are just too smarts
[08:50:06] Dcoysucker > -10 now .. well after killing so many alts you must be pleased
[08:50:33] saiu1wig > oh yes, i worked very hard at this
[08:50:41] saiu1wig > lots of silly pods like you
[08:50:47] Dcoysucker > and not one real kill
[08:50:49] saiu1wig > hmmmm, my warp button is stuck
[08:50:51] saiu1wig > well that stinks
[08:51:02] saiu1wig > ui guess it is true minmatar have the shittiest connection
[08:51:06] Dcoysucker > I bet your run now
[08:51:12] Dcoysucker > times up
[08:51:31] saiu1wig > ah, i fixed it
[08:52:06] saiu1wig > you really need me to run huh?
[08:52:12] saiu1wig > i thnk your bluffing!
[08:52:24] saiu1wig > got important alt stuff to do, i know how it is
[08:53:11] saiu1wig > maybe my alt and your alt could fight!?!?!?! oooh, but then again, i dont trust non-outlaws
[08:53:15] saiu1wig > you people are dangerous
[08:53:24] saiu1wig > oh, hes gone
[08:53:27] saiu1wig > good, i'm bored
[08:53:34] saiu1wig > sorry to disturb you ather guys
[08:53:38] saiu1wig > lol, but that was too funny